Hardcore Slippers

I need some hardcore slippers.

Slippers that, when and if guests come over, and happen to see me wearing them, they'll say, "dang, those are hardcore."

Not in a loud voice, not with a lot of inflection; just a simple and somber


...dang...those are hardcore.

Groundhog day

I saw a groundhog yesterday at one of the jobs we work every Monday. It was under some bushes and I thought to myself, "hey little feller, aren't you so cute!"

and then I looked and realised.

Hmm..THAT'S why Bill Murray starred in groundhog day! They're almost identical.

So to top it all off I threw some carrots at it. It ran away.